【星制宵夜】【第二集】明目张胆地乱点鸳鸯谱——猪杂枸杞汤配芥辣【直播贴】
本帖最后由 叶夜星 于 2011-10-12 23:28 编辑 <br /><br /><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000></FONT></SPAN> </P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=navy size=5><STRONG>【星制宵夜】【第二集】明目张胆地乱点鸳鸯谱——猪杂枸杞汤配芥辣【直播贴】</STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000></FONT></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000 size=4> 《醒世恒言》有篇东西叫《乔太守乱点鸳鸯谱》，大概讲的是两队狗男女在庙会上发情，暗送秋波，以物寄情，可惜刚好乾坤大挪移，搞乱了。后来某小白脸男扮女装代姊拜堂，痴情女易钗而弁代兄娶妻，婚约误配，卒闹上公堂，乔太守很头痛，也非常蛋痛，干脆胡乱拉郎配，却最终有情人终成眷属。</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000 size=4> 因此，人们将男女交互错配叫乱点鸳鸯谱或乱点鸳鸯。</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000 size=4> 换在如今，貌似这叫换妻。</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=4><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> 网友古唐在茂名在线发帖讨论茂名</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">80</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">年代的黑牡丹事件，那个有点姿色又有点性饥渴的女人，与多人发生关系而被邻居举报，最后被公安枪毙了。传说在人民南的纪念碑，或者在金塘的打靶场。黑牡丹生不逢时，如今，大概也只是被当做失足妇女来个治安拘留而已。</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000 size=4> 对于宵夜，我觉得，不妨乱点一下鸳鸯谱，或者换一下口味。</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000 size=4> 猪杂枸杞汤，这个搭配不错，大茂名的网友似乎对猪非常有关爱，每年都有做全猪宴的习例，那猪杂放入滚滚的开水中一烫，哇，爽，再加上枸杞叶有明目作用，汤水更加有香味，可以祛除猪杂的腥味。</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT color=#000000 size=4> 我是爱辣之人，特别是芥辣，把猪杂蘸着芥辣，或者把芥辣搅拌在枸杞汤中，那种喷鼻的感觉，如同那些椒乳在美女身上喷薄欲出，也可以享受一下食物之间的“淫乱”的刺激。</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT color=#000000 size=4></FONT></SPAN> </P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT color=#000000 size=4></FONT></SPAN> </P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT color=blue size=5><STRONG>10点，准时【直播】</STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff size=5></FONT></STRONG></SPAN> </P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><STRONG><FONT color=purple size=5>男女主角来啦！</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><STRONG><FONT color=sienna size=4>像只死鸡的猪杂，有猪肠、猪肺、猪肝</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P>
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<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"></SPAN> </P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">还有我最爱的枸杞叶</SPAN></P>
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<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"></SPAN> </P>
<P align=left><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT color=indigo size=4><STRONG>总结账目：猪杂8元，枸杞叶5毛，姜、芥辣、蒜、酱油、电力等合计1块5毛，外卖的生炒田螺10元。总共20元。</STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"></SPAN> </P> 我切，我切。
好绿地叶子啊，在春天会落叶吗？
看表演 下锅，下锅。
我滚，我滚。
熟了，快要近我肚子了。
版主，打错字了。哈哈。。
不错不错。我想味道一定很好。 当然少不了俏丽的女主角了。
还有她的粉丝。
还有外卖的生炒田螺，制造与阿傻都尝试过的，没有说好不吃的。
和左耳三人连吃5碟，回来几乎疯掉！！！！
来张全家福，开吃了！！待会见。
好生活啊。。。。